i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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Source: zealotarchaeologist
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
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Source: endable
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
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i was in our local bookstore and i saw this book “The Man of Your Dreams” and
is that
jensen?!
Well, let’s be honest. All of tumblr wants him..
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Source: tendervillain
so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
- A genocidal, time-travelling alien
- A sociopathic detective
- An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
- A manipulative cannibal
- Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
Don’t forget the gay angel
This is so accurate I want to cry
don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.
And death is adorable
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Rawr. My name is Pareen. I'm nineteen. I love music. And art. And anything artsy. 